bollock chops

A person who has the facial features that resemble a pair of bollocks.

mainly people of a larger and middle aged appearance suffer from 'bollock chops'

by dirty kev October 8, 2003

dropped a bollock

made a mistake

kevin really dropped a bollock when he tried to get his leg over with the girl at the club. it was keith's wife!

by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

Monkey Bollocks

Slang for the Nintendo Gamecube game 'Super Monkey Ball'.

I achieved a very high score on Monkey Bollocks

by Stephen Miller November 7, 2003

lady bollocks

When the inner vaginal lips (labia minoria) extend further than the outer vaginal lips (labia majora) therefore creating a hanging meaty pussy effect.

Many men are aroused by Lolly Badcocks lady bollocks or "My goodness, your lady bollocks hang lower than my nuts"

by lilycyanide February 22, 2010

copper bollocks

A man with ginger pubic hair.

John has copper bollocks but black hair. I think he dyes it.

by Dr_Nick March 22, 2006

dog's bollocks

(UK) Slang for something that is the cremé-de-la-creme, the leader in it's field

"My car's engine is the dog's bollocks."

by - August 4, 2002

bollock nout

a more emphasized way of saying nothing like there is bollock nout at all.

or

a way of describing something you really haven't done, like really haven't.

kallum 1: you got anything on you
conor 2: nah bollock nout

by muph September 3, 2021