Bob's Law

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.

My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !

by karmagotcha June 3, 2018

and Bob’s Your Uncle

And Means “there it is,” “there you have it,” or “everything is alright.” Commonly use in the UK and through the Commonwealth. Similar to the French “et viola.”

Magician waves his wand over his top and says: “Abracadabra! Alakazam!” As he pulls the rabbit out he says “and Bob’s your uncle!!”

by Kannath June 3, 2018

dirty bobsled

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.

I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.

by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

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by ︻デ┳═ー August 31, 2020

bobsweep

Unexpected help in a desperate moment.

The bonus at the end of the month was totally a bobsweep.

by backtozero March 24, 2014

Not-Bob's Law

Thanks to PotterSues @ LiveJournal.

If you accuse somebody of putting something down because they're just jealous of the creator's 1337 5K1LLZ, particuarly if you invoke the opinions of others who liked it in order to support your argument, you are breaking Not-Bob's Law and have lost the argument. You can think Kill Bill was pointless without being jealous of Quentin Tarantino's filmmaking.

Person 1: Britney sucks, she has no talent.
Person 2: You're just jealous.
Person 1: *wonders why they should be jealous of someone who can't sing*

by Tina Eastwick April 23, 2005

Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1

Women Get It When They Want. Men Get It When They Can.

Why does she act that way?" "Simple - Bob's Golden Rule of Life #1". "Oh - Got it. Makes perfect sense now.

by bobandbill December 27, 2010