The Blitz 

Occurs during a heavy night of drinking either with friends or by yourself that results in an embarrassing or scarred feeling upon waking up. Such actions are passing out in a chair while your friends kid thinks you have died or messaging people of the other sex inappropriate messages. Wearing your hat backwards is a telltale sign of the blitz approaching

Remember that time The blitz got Dave after all those jaeger bombs and he ended up knocking over a table while he was trying to pick up the waitress and then we had to take him home and put him in his be

The Blitz by jackzill78 August 27, 2018

cute blitz 

When a couple smokes together and they end up flirting and feeling euphoric. Can also be used to drop the bomb on someone you like.

"This shit is cute blitz, babe"
"With you around, this is a cute blitz

cute blitz by AnarchistZyx July 6, 2020

Ballroom Blitz 

When the comfortable, always present yet never recognized gap between the male knees is forced shut unwillingly (Usually caused by too many people sitting on a bench, couch, bus, etc...). This causes the vacant area for the testicles to do as they please to become occupied by the thighs. This causes the room for one's balls to become blitzed. A few warning signs which often come before a ballroom blitz are "Is someone sitting here?" or "mind if I take a seat?".

Mike: Hey Tim! How's it going? Mind if I sit by you?
Tim: No disrespect Mike, but I'm not just going to let you blitz my ballroom like that.

Football Announcer: And he's going for the ballroom blitz... And he gets the sack! (thought I'd throw in a pun)

Ballroom Blitz by TangClock July 2, 2009

tower blitz 

the game to replace tds

noobgod1234:tds is boring now theres no updates
godnoob4321:try playing tower blitz its fun

tower blitz by basic noob December 14, 2021

London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.

I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.

London Blitz by Stæcei April 23, 2015

Jizz Blitz 

A Jizz Blitz loves to Jizz on everything and will Jizz on you when not even expected.

"I just got Jizz Blitzed on..where were you?"

Jizz Blitz by Veggiezombie69 October 8, 2008

Rainbow Blitz 

Nobody knows why he was created or who created him, but he is the boy version of the My Little Pony character Rainbow Dash. His pony form looks like: Rainbow tail and hair, sky blue body, rose eyes, and his cutie mark is on his thigh, witch is a cloud with a lightning bolt shaped rainbow. His human form looks like this: Sky blue skin, rainbow hair, rose eyes, baby blue jacket with white sleeves, ripped blue jeans, and his shoes are blue sneakers with white stripes. The back of his sneakers have little wing looking objects witch are baby blue.

Rainbow Blitz and Rainbow Dash

Rainbow Blitz by Rainbow Blitz February 15, 2014