boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.

by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010

Bitched

Also used when describing especially hard hits or crazy plays that occur during a major sporting event, particularly American football. Can also apply to homeruns or strikeouts in baseball.

If Ray Lewis or Brian Dawkins lays an especially hard hit on a player, you scream at the TV as loud as possible, "BITCHED!"

"Jerome Bettis bitched three defenders on his way to the endzone."

by Rich J January 7, 2006

butchered

To pussy out or epically fail, specifically in terms of drinking alcohol.

'ugh, steve totally butchered it last night. no chance of me finishing.'

'completely butchered that pint, couldnt even down it.'

by LMCK May 16, 2010

Bitchard

A lame ass variation on the name Richard, normally used by a punk-ass freind,relative or companion to pick on or make fun of that person generally coming at the most inconvenient or embarrassing time possible. In fact not being very funny at all nor very clever in turn sort of makes the user of this word somewhat of a "bitch"!!!

Richard; u guys are stupid shut the hell up, just leave me out of your nonsense!
Asshole buddies;why what's the matter "bitchard"are you pouting??
Richard; maybe but seriously you guys are fucking lame for real!!

by Finerpipeliner86 April 8, 2010

Pat Butchered

To get nailed by another player in any sports game or to be beaten up by someone on a night out.

"Did you see Liddell vs Jackson last night?"
"Yeah, it was awesome watching Jackson get absolutely Pat Butchered by Chuck. Never laughed so much in my life!"

by Ste Crayston June 2, 2007

bitched

The state of someone whose best friend has ditched them for a hot chick/girlfriend.

"Dude, I can't believe Roy just bitched you to chase after Megan."

by rsdudm August 8, 2009

Bitcherita

A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.

It may not be a man's drink, but give me one of those bitcheritas!

by Mark C English September 29, 2010