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genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.
Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.
by Rubeheart November 5, 2013
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Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
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Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.
Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!
by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009
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Polar Bearing

starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds
Lets go polar bearing in Lake Sinai before I give you a Rusty Trombone.
by Pep14 December 17, 2008
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beling

A very loud energetic person , loves to have fun , but sometimes is confused. Talks to much and can never shut up. Sometimes annoying , but always has everyone's best intreats at heart , great advice giver. Always there when needed.
Call Beling ask her opinion
by Butternut194857392 November 22, 2013
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Bellingham

A city in northwestern Washington a few miles from the Canadian border, home to Western Washington University. It's the largest city north of Everett, but it keeps its "smalltown" feel with a large population of bicycle riding hippies and earthmuffins and a "whatever goes" sort of mood.

The bicyclists and pedestrians think they own the place, they will literally walk into a busy road and expect people to stop for them. Besides aging hippies, Bellingham is a haven for homeless people and meth-addicts, who rarely catch the attention of the police who are too busy passing out MIPs at college parties. The city is an interesting blend of hippies, yuppies, college students, homeless, drug-users, rednecks, white trash, Canadians and so forth.

Probably one of the easiest places to get inexpensive, quality marijuana in the pacific northwest.

The weather in Bellingham is known for being unpredictable, even for the region. It will literally go from 55 and sunny to snowing to hail to windstorm and back to sunny in an hour.

A good place to go to college, but if you want to actually do anything with your life, escape while you can. Bellingham has a way of luring people in and trapping them forever.
I just bought a dub from a bunch of Bellingham hippies. Now how the hell do I get out here?
by MGutierrez May 10, 2009
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Over Bearing Bitch

A woman, usually a close friend or girlfriend who has to know everything you are doing, when you are doing it, who you are talking to, why you are talking to them and what your plans are for the day.

Most over bearing bitches suffer from control freak issues and have low self esteem. They also could be suffering from a lack of initiation in their own lives.
Over Bearing Bitch

Her - Where were you all this time, I talked to you five minutes ago and it does not take that long to come over here.

Him - What?

Her - Who did you talk to today I want to know Now.

Him - What?

And it goes on and on and on.
by Verbal Assault January 24, 2009
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