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Baked

Not only high but high and lazy as all hell. Baked is where you are too tired to fucking get off of your couch, whereas usually high means you can still function.
Dude I am so fucking baked as I am writing this.
by TetrisHydraCanofbeanoil March 22, 2009
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based on the novel Push by Sapphire

When something is so enormous a single word or two cannot describe it, it must be named and then followed by a long, irritating subtitle that must be repeated every time the original object is mentioned.
I just took a shit so big it was based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
by psdpro August 28, 2010
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Baeden

Baeden is a very tall, sexy, randy unintelligent man who doesn't pull very good chicks. Other than that Baeden is very cool.
"omg Baeden is soo hott"
by mcmuffin69 November 23, 2011
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partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The best drinks at Krusty Burger. Also called "shakes" at "McDonalds".
"Hey, I heard they put a new McDonalds in down the street. Yeah, they have them same things as Krusty Burger, like these Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-dairy Gum-based Beverages. Except they don't call them that. No, they call them 'shakes'."
by Harvey January 6, 2004
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Bated

to get wasted on drugs and or alcohol.
Man was I ever bated last night at that party.
by Bated December 8, 2009
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Bazenga

It's a Kenyan slug used to mean that one is a beast in something
I am a bazenga in fifa
by Thau May 11, 2020
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jenna's baked goods

Anything baked by a girl named Jenna. Often heavenly, deserving of wonderful praise, and leaves you hungry for more. Made from scratch, and unbeatable for taste.
Girl 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Girl 2: Jenna's baked goods of course!
Girl 1: Ohmygosh! LUCKY! I totally envy you!
by Nessie LeNinja February 13, 2010
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