Baruch, the most hypnotizing handsome man there is. He is attractive, not only in a physical way but in a way that he attracts you to him. He is smart but doesn’t work hard enough to prove it. He is charismatic, charming, funny, and outgoing. When he looks at you he doesn’t only look, but actually sees way beyond your soul. He has the most nice smile and his jokes make everyone laugh. His presence is enough to make everyone uncomfortable, but not in a bad way, in a way that he makes you want more of him and makes you want to be with him. He will always hide his problems with a smile and avoid talking about anything so be understanding and caring.
He really is an amazing person with an amazing personality and soul.
He really is an amazing person with an amazing personality and soul.
by someonewhowill always love u:) July 17, 2025
Get the Baruch mug.When you become the victim of some absurd, dysfunctional, or hilariously frustrating situation at Baruch College. Typically caused by clueless staff, broken systems, random inconveniences, or pure chaos — and somehow, it’s always your problem now.
It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.
It’s not just bad luck — you’ve been Baruched.
I came all the way to the city for one class and on my way up I got stuck in the elevator!
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.
I finally got out after 15 minutes of panicking and screaming to walk up to the door and read the sign "Class Canceled, sorry for the late notice"
I just got badly baruched.
by Baruch Badbacht July 21, 2025
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1: A colloquial expression for a person that makes someone blush
verb
1: To blush
2. To brush something off
Word of Origin: Neon, T. (2025)
1: A colloquial expression for a person that makes someone blush
verb
1: To blush
2. To brush something off
Word of Origin: Neon, T. (2025)
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bluchening (noun)
1: A term to define a scenario containing the sequence of events from the cause of the initial bluch to the chaos that ensues afterwards.
bluchening (verb)
1: A more sophisticated/niche term for the gen alpha slang "rizz".
bluchening (noun)
1: A term to define a scenario containing the sequence of events from the cause of the initial bluch to the chaos that ensues afterwards.
bluchening (verb)
1: A more sophisticated/niche term for the gen alpha slang "rizz".
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Get the von blucher mug.Maya itself is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is indescribable. She is the funniest, coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. If you ever have the chance to cross paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. At this point we should just give all of our money to her because she is so great. We must bow down and worship the god, Maya Baruch.
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