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Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.
Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
by queen_tyron December 4, 2022
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buddha surprise

When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your Buddha belly.
When I walked in, she was laying on the bed looking hot so I gave her the Buddha surprise and told her to come get it.
by JOEnobody March 31, 2008
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Gooda Buddha

Gooda Buddha is a person who got the gooda inside there buddha
Jerry is a Gooda Buddha
Mitch: Jerry , you are such a gooda Buddha!!!
Jerry:Staappp!!!

Jerry: You think gooda buddha and gorgonzola allah would be in the dream blunt rotation or nah?
by 90dy May 6, 2024
mugGet the Gooda Buddhamug.

Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
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