sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

SO TOTALLY AWK

Niamh...this is for you

Accidentally touch someone...SO TOTALLY AWK

by Babby WUZ here December 23, 2011

awk gawk 9000

when you practice sucking on your friend but it aint gay cuz you got the socks on

yo can i try to awk gawk 9000 you
ya of course man, you didnt even need to ask

by B-Monkey Obama September 23, 2020

awk block

v. the act of doing something awkward to cock block yourself or someone else either intentionally or unintentionally

I was hitting on the brides sister but had to stop because her father came over and said something about her medication, it was a total awk block.

by jlgood May 29, 2011

De-Awk

When you are in an awkward situation and you get out of it or you see one coming and you prevent it from happening.

Me and this girl were talking about Trump and things got pretty awkward so I had to de-awk the situation and change the subject to puppies.

by iamanthonydean November 17, 2018

grippa awk

grippa, meaning very
awk, meaning awkward.
or
very awkward

shit, the teacher just peed his pants.
yeah son, that was grippa awk

by nodiggityrizile July 31, 2008