asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

Asscrown

Someone who wears ass on their head like a crown, so they can feel like the king of ass.

What a freakin' asscrown!

by Izelik November 16, 2004

Assbros

Basically friends with benefits, but for homosexual men.

Gay guy 1: So Brad and I are screwing every night now.
Gay guy 2: Are you guys dating?
Gay guy 1: No, he's afraid of commitment. We're just assbros.

by Canopenerdude December 1, 2013

asscricket

Someone who is quiet and not noticed, but always around. They are not wanted and no one knows who they are. They are irritating like a cricket because they don't talk and you can't get rid of them

And its so ridiculous because these asscrickets are used to replace awesome people who happen to have the same name, but it doesn't work and the person who tried to replace someone with the asscricket is a faggot.

P: "Who is that?"
F: "I dunno... I don't even know who she came with."
P: "She's always over, I don't know her. I don't want her in my house. You can't come to MY house and not talk to ANYONE and still be allowed to be here..."
A: "You guy's talking about that asscricket? That's Jacey."

by #2 Snatchley Mc Flashley December 15, 2008

aspirationalist

Someone who aspires to be something/someone else.

Don drinks Peroni because he's an aspirationalist...he should be drinking Miller Lite cuz Peroni is out of his league.

by Pladset July 6, 2008

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

aspiring cop

Young white male incels who become domestic terrorists

Kyle Rittenhouse is an aspiring cop

by DongDungaree August 29, 2020