Assfoot

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020

assflogger

a person who enjoys spanking of the ass.

dude, hes such an assflogger...look at him smackin up on that girl while fucking her doggy style.

by lauren February 7, 2004

Auto-tune assface

Pretty much every modern singer these days. Unfortunately, they make millions of dollars because of these dumbass little girls that are in love with them.

Stupid little girl: BIEBS IS MY BOYFRIENDDDD.

Gandhi: Shut up, bitch, he's an auto-tune assface.

by PatGuitar October 19, 2010

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assfap

the act of using your fingers, toys, or other objects for the purpose of penetrating your own anus for pleasure. it's fapping, but for your asshole.

I caught Amber assfapping last night with her vibrator. I hope she doesn't intend to use it vaginally again.

by Corpse\m/ March 16, 2010

assfaced

The act of sniping an opponent in the face while they are running toward you. They must be killed in one shot. Achieved most notably in the game of Halo 2.

Dude, I just assfaced this guy! I need more ammo!

by J_Cool November 15, 2006

Assface

A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.

Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!

by hotchinadoll August 4, 2009