Aness

Olde English, From the Greek "Agnus" aka Lamb of God.

New English, Records of Cambridge:

Westmoreland, Coastal Colonial Virginia: Caligula of Caretakers. Fundentally Anti-Social, Narcissistic, & Schizoid defective. Hater of all things living.

Seemingly possessed by Baal, tormentor of Souls, the Doctor was Aness.

by Everything ObZen August 23, 2019

jewish ancestry

A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.

"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."

by ThePromisedLAN November 9, 2017

access

To be either firm or slack in the vagina or anus

The Bitch was mega, such easy ACCESS

She was crap, it was like fucking a mushroom

by Tugus October 14, 2003

ancest

The uncomfortable feeling a person gets when they are watching tv with family members and a sex scene is on.

I was watching TV with my parents and on the programme we were watching, a sex scene appeared. A feeling of ancest came over me.

by Harlequin88 October 28, 2009

Access to the monster

To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.

Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.

by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008

access

To get into something.

"Greg finally got access to the website"

by Kim October 16, 2003

Accessories

When "Unmentionables" like bras, underwear and even socks are truly unmentionable but still worthy of discussion.

The perfect undergarments will accessorize the entire outfit, far more than bracelets, shoes, necklaces etc (traditional accessories).

Jadyn's outfit looks stunning, especially when she moves and you get a glimpse at what other accessories she's got on.

Devin's pants are too low, you can see the accessories, and I don't mean the hardware of chains, belt and bracelets.

by MuffyDev July 31, 2010