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Absolut Vodka

Tasty Drink, Better Than Cola, Mostly Used By Gopniks, Slavs And The Slav King Life Of Boris.
Vadim Blyat! He Stole All Of My Absolut Vodka!
by Annatoli December 5, 2019
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absolute pussy

John michael is an absolute pussy, he didnt even wanna throw hands
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absolute dolt

It is a person who is extremely intelligent, and very funny. Anyone who believes absolute dolt to be a derogatory term is a regular dult. Fuck you
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ali absolute

A YouTuber who has a fat cat and makes everyone laugh.
That boy is such a Ali absolute
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Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"
Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp
by chode boiler November 10, 2010
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Absolutely Perfect

Emily Morin🤩❤️
Girl: Wow, did you see Emily Morin today?
Guy: yes she is absolutely perfect🤩❤️
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absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.
The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.
by MoLincs November 28, 2011
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