asconding

(adj.)asconding,(verb)to ascond: to condescend in order to unnecessarily prove one's brilliance.

Andy and Claire answered all the study questions in english class today; how asconding!

by Drew Whizzo April 2, 2005

Royal Ascot

Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.

Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"

by Chimm Ritchells September 23, 2011

Ascension Quality

Very Shitty quality

That noname brand is Ascension Quality

by A Q man May 17, 2011

asciinis

A combination of ascii and penis, this is a name for such symbols as

(__)_)||||||||||||||||||||||||||D

8======D

Plurals include:
asciinises
asciini
asciinii

35rge3hg45: "fac ur chat"
35rge3hg45: "8=D"
35rge3hg45: "8==D"
35rge3hg45: "8===D"
35rge3hg45: "8====D"
35rge3hg45: "8=====D"
35rge3hg45: "8====D"
35rge3hg45: "8===D"
35rge3hg45: "8==D"
35rge3hg45: "8=D"
35rge3hg45: "8=D"
35rge3hg45: "8==D"
35rge3hg45: "8===D"
35rge3hg45: "8====D"
35rge3hg45: "8=====D"
35rge3hg45: "8====D"
35rge3hg45: "8===D"
35rge3hg45: "8==D"
35rge3hg45: "8=D"
35rge3hg45: "lolololol"
35rge3hg45: "8=D"
35rge3hg45: "8==D"
35rge3hg45: "8===D"
35rge3hg45: "8====D"
35rge3hg45: "8=====D"
35rge3hg45: "8====D"
35rge3hg45: "8===D"
35rge3hg45: "8==D"
35rge3hg45: "8=D"
(Mod) Asdf: "Nice asciinises."
Asdf has banned 35rge3hg45.

by LovetteCher September 25, 2011

Ascorbid

A friend that is being ridiculous but more funny than annoying

Michael: you have to walk me to my class
Ryan: but it’s so far out of the way!
Michael: but I don’t want to walk alone :((((
Ryan: fineeeee

Michael: *runs across the room like a t rex*
Margaret: you’re being so ascorbid right now

by Lamowwww November 9, 2019

ascianoia

ash-en-oy-uh | cool streamer uwu

ascianoia is my crush

by Amelia :))) June 25, 2021

Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.

Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.

by bigblackwave July 9, 2010