are you cool?

1. Often said by pot smokers or dealers wondering whether you smoke weed or not.

2. Said by dealers asking if your a snitch/cop or not.

John: are you cool?

Sam: yeah dude pass me that joint!

by cocainecowboy July 19, 2009

are you ready to le

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by hiPPIEGEEK September 5, 2011

Are you legitting me?!

Another way to say " Are you kidding me?!" Especially used by rich white girls.

Mackenzie: Dan and I hooked up last night, sorry babe

Stella: "are you legitting me?!"
Mackenzie: nope but who cares! BFFLS for life

Stella: haha okay love you babe

legit

by Elle2942 June 27, 2014

are you drunk?

a term used to accuse someone of being drunk, either bc they are stupid or what they said just doesnt make sense.
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basically callin the other person a f-ing retard.

Todd: "Wow i have no idea what i am talking about!"

CM: "are you drunk??"

by Matttttttt. October 2, 2008

Are you quite finished?

1) When a man barges violently into the bathroom while his friend is taking a shit, points at him and says sternly: "Are you quite finished?"

2) When a woman turns to her lover after he has been stuffing her like a thanksgiving turkey for three hours or more and exclaims "Are you quite finished?"

1) Bob, upon forced entry into Dave's bathroom: "Are you quite finished?"

2) Maria to Brian "Are you quite finished? We've been fucking for sixteen hours now. I have work, you know." Brian: "Nope" and proceeds to giving her an alligator fuckhouse and multiple donkey punches.

by haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

Are You Fucking High?

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

by Flame Warmonger November 11, 2013

are you shitting in my pants?!

in disbelief to the fullest extent.

incomprehensible.

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no

by Shinaynay January 16, 2008