The male human when erect is one of two sizes. Long or rather short. Most males grow to an extended length after a rush of blood enters the penis. This person is a GROWER.
Some males will not grow in length when peaking an erection. These males are as long as they are gonna get, either stiff, or soft like a bunny. They are known as SHOWERS, as they show their goods in the beginning.
Some males will not grow in length when peaking an erection. These males are as long as they are gonna get, either stiff, or soft like a bunny. They are known as SHOWERS, as they show their goods in the beginning.
Johnny is a shower. Susan was disappointed when Johnny didn't extend his man muscle more. Freddie is a grower. Linda is in great pain in her lower abdomen after Freddie extended an extra foot in her vagina. Are you a shower or grower?
by The Geek July 28, 2006
A tiled room, usually adjacent to a locker room, but sometimes constituting an open shower area within a locker room, containing multiple showering positions, usually beneath numerous showerheads affixed to the walls at intervals of about every four feet, and one or more floor drains. The showering positions are sometimes situated around a shower pole or a shower column each of which would have between 4 - 6 showerheads affixed around each column. Communal showers are designed so that a large group of people may shower simultaneously so as to save time and avoid delay. Because they do not contain any dividers or shower stalls, communal showers do not permit for any modesty where the users of such a facility would be showering together simultaneously in the nude. Communal showers are usually designed to accomodate between 10 and 40 users simultaneously, and are usually found in institutional settings, such as at a gymnasium, swimming pool, fitness studio, high school, university, professional sporting venue or in a prison. In the United States, communal showers are segregated by gender, but at some facilities in Europe, particularly at a sauna, both genders may shower communally at the same time.
After the swim meet, the entire team would strip out of their wet racing suits in the locker room and then shower together in the nude in the communal shower to rinse off the chlorine from the swimming pool.
by Noervenich April 10, 2009
The act of applying scented oils, colognes, perfumes, or aftershaves to cover up the true stench of the individual. A nigger shower is not a true shower, but a cover up for the absence of one.
Jamaal forgot to shower, therefore he applied cologne liberally. His nigger shower resulted in a sweet smelling stench, both terrible and pleasing.
by JIM HAT September 16, 2006
Instead of cleaning / showing properly in the morning, the simple expedient of spraying deodorant under the arms.
More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.
More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.
David was running very late for his tutorial, so he resorted to a student shower to freshen himself up.
by MudHide January 21, 2021
The act of consuming an entire Four Loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. Exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. Commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.
Example: "We only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. What are we going to do?"
"Shower loko."
"Shower loko."
by Man of Gold September 19, 2013
by yeeetz August 19, 2017
When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.
by DarkmanDaLegend July 21, 2014