I'd shart

Another way of saying "yeah right", "no way" or "I'd shit myself". Basically an exclamation used when you are doubtful of something or can't believe something.

Person 1: Dude, the Lakers just beat the Warriors!
Person: I'd shart!

by Edercheddar69 May 17, 2016

tally hall shart gif

an extremely infamous gif that shows as one of the top results when you search tally hall in gifs. it pictures a particularly explosive shart, and is captioned "tally hall".

i'm gonna send the tally hall shart gif
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by not yrall April 21, 2021

emooj cum dildo shart

yass quinn slayyyy

if an emooj cum dildo sharted how would you feel bestie!?

by emooj cum May 9, 2022

Jacob sartorius

death

jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.

by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016

Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".

Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!

by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018

Smarty Pants

Someone who is actually smart.

Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.

by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011