Plagerjism 

Getting over stimulated in while in the act of borrowing someones pornographic magazine, and then return it with the pages stuck together.

I wont read and article that has been corrupt with plagerjism. I can't because the pages are stuck together.

Plagerjism by Brett Garner June 12, 2006

Blackberry prayer 

A phrase coined by an anonymous CEO who walked into a boardroom for a meeting to see every executive bowing their heads, operating their Blackberries.

The Blackberry prayer is a plea to God to abolish the damn things.

Blackberry prayer by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

Thoughts and prayers 

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

Thoughts and prayers by 9852174563 February 21, 2018

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground by Anonymous October 30, 2003

playground poacher 

This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe

playground poacher by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009

prayer 

Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.

Please, please let me pass this test...

prayer by Channing January 2, 2005

Placerville, Ca 

Also known as: Hangtown or P'ville
A small town in the Sierra Nevada Foothills known for Placer Mining during the California Gold Rush, Wheelbarrow Racing, the bars Poor Red's (where the Golden Cadillac was created) and the Hangman's Tree (where a mannequin hangs from a noose over Main Street), and having too many antique stores.
Also the hometown of locally hated hack painter Thomas Kinkade, whose bad art graces everything from "collectible" plates to Beanie Babies. His style is encompassed in the phrase "If you've seen one, you've seen 'em all."

"The Bell Tower on Main Street in Placerville, Ca is picturesque.

Or maybe just a driving hazard."

Placerville, Ca by Cocoabean February 22, 2009