molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

sneaky monkey

A slut that grabs your penis from behind without you knowing of it.

Dude, dont turn your back to her she is a sneaky monkey!

by BoDean and Jessica October 5, 2007

Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.

Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.

by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005

bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"

1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.

by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

The New Monkey

The name of a nightclub that has very good music. It's in Sunderland.

Rnb sucks.

by Psycho Bitch April 6, 2004

porch monkey

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

by kcdooggg March 17, 2009

Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.

Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!

by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009