coagulated hematoma

common known for your mother- an insult to a stupid person

shut the fart up you coagulated hematoma!!!!

by bruhmomentlife69 April 29, 2022

Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him

TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest

by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022

Non-Heme Iron

Iron which isn't as easily absorbed In the bloodstream as Heme Iron and is generally found in plant based foods such as lentils, nuts, seeds, beans, spinach and potatoes with skin. You may also find Non-Heme Iron in fortified breakfast cereals.

Non-Heme Iron doesn't absorb as easily as Heme Iron, so you're best off recieving your daily dose of Iron from meats (particularly red meat) if you're concerned with your daily Iron intake.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022

Lucy Heminway

World class football player. And part of the world's cutest couple. Has an enormous cock, and a banging hot mom. And a brother who smells like ass.

Person 1: Have you seen Lucy Heminway's mom?
Person 2: Oh you mean Mary's side pice?
Person 1: Yeah thats the one.

by ,hfdbgv October 25, 2022

Fupal Hematoma

1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.

Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy

by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023

Ben Hempshall

Absolute stupid pikey cunt that seems to think he’s not stupid when he is completely idiotic

Dion shread is such a ben Hempshall today man

by Pajeesh273839 May 18, 2023

Fecal Hemorrhage

Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.

Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.

by CBoyed February 23, 2024