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Dirt Mop

A dirty bitch who calls other girls out but thinks she's a queen. Probably a nappy headed hoe who sleeps with her fiancé's friends and is a pathological liar. She typically sells drugs out of her car, then pins it on her minor fiancé to avoid herself getting jail time. A dirt mop can be found in just about any dude's car if he has drugs, or on Facebook talking shit about her friends. They prefer the guys that are going nowhere in life, and living out of their cars. She is basically just a dirty, useless, waste-of-space, who spreads her nasty around.
This bitch is calling me a mud cricket, yet she's a dirt mop? Lol
by K10Lover March 5, 2017
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Dirt

He's dirt
by Fodkhejrndn April 15, 2016
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Dirt cop

Soil Technician. Someone who does quality control in the construction industry. Tester/Inspector of grading and earthwork during residential and commercial developing.
look pal,I'm the Dirt Cop here and I say all this shit is rejected. Dig it out and fix it before I inform the developer that you guys are fucking everything up!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
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Dirt

something thats useful for everything. Originates from the use of dirt as a type of earth/ soil
guy1: I am dirt
guy2: Thats cuz you fell into a landfill
guy1: ahhh yes
by THE.PIKACHU.NOT November 18, 2022
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You Dirt

You dirt could mean a few different things such as you will die on the video game and also that your just a poor annoying person
I’m finna land back you n drop you, you dirt !”
by FGRGABO July 10, 2024
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dirt gutter

! "ass" , butt, "poop shoot"! booty
"hey she has a nice dirt gutter on her"
by schaghdog March 20, 2014
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Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.
"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"
by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021
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