crowjack

a cross between cojack and a crow

Crowjack, you better put down my tv before I KILL YOU!

by kingkrow February 2, 2010

crowd enthraller

Someone who mesmerizes/charms the audience/crowd with their performance.

The rock star was a crowd enthraller last night!

by theultimategem April 1, 2010

crowd-roping

When you captivate an audience by your actions or your speech to the point you have everyone's attention and they leave talking about it.. you have roped them into your conversation.

David was crowd-roping yesterday when he told them about his vacation.

by joyful Bliss June 10, 2010

Crowdmass

A 'Crowdmass' is a large gathering of people around a specific venue or location.

It's popularity spawned from an Australian group purchasing service founded by students from various Victorian Universities.

There was a crowdmass outside the restaurant.

by thepowwow October 20, 2010

Crowdaphobia

The fear of being in a large crowd, packed in the middle, unable to move and breathe.

Man: There are too many people here. I have crowdaphobia.

by whoami0325 April 10, 2011

Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists

Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"

by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011

Crowsmoor Farm

A rather handsome 5 bedroomed house 2 miles outside the gloryhole of craven arms which is a fucking shit hole full of chavs, in south shropshire. It is roughly 500 years old, and is overlooked by Crowsmoor Hill (funnily enough). The people who live here are posh, rich, snobbish twats.

Barry: I drove past Crowsmoor Farm earlier.

Dave: I hate those pricks.

by doltyruss May 16, 2011