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short straw

it means getting singled out of the safe picks. originally based on pulling one string from many that hold in a palm where one of them is shorter or colored red in the other end hidden inside the palm

in some countries this is done by using chopsticks in a container that one of them is colored in the end to pick someone from many by pulling the sticks at the same time for everyone
It seems that I won't be going anywhere this week since I don't pick the short straw this time
by gunslingerxg March 3, 2022
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Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts
by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022
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On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them
by The cuh October 27, 2021
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Eat short people month

During October, it is widely known that the custom of consuming the short is highly encouraged. Those of a shorter stature are encouraged to be nibbled and devoured by those of us who worked so hard to be taller. It is widely considered taboo to not participate. In certain parts of India and the UK, it is also known for short people to give gifts to each other, and the tall, as well as to consume dirt and ants, so as to participate in the festivity themselves.
Yay, eat short people month, I love October because we can consume those we deem less valuable to society!
by Thornebon October 12, 2022
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short ginger

Short gingers are often bullied and are seen as less worthy people while they are actually the higher intelligent hair color, but those who are not ginger cannot realize the facts.

i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!
-You see that short ginger
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!
by lillgurra_aka_shortginger November 25, 2022
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National Short Ppl day

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day
by anonymous June 3, 2021
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sluty shorts

Shorts that show a hella lotta ass.
John: dammmn rebecca's lookin good with them sluty shorts on
Kyle: yeah man, shes thick as
by SlutySarah March 11, 2017
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