I seem to have done a toilet on the floor

What you say when you just had an accident.

"Dude, I seem to have done a toilet on the floor."
"Dude, clean it up, that is gross."

I seem to have done a toilet on the floor by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

jersey the toilet 

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!

rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!

jersey the toilet by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

flushing the toilet 

To give a blow job, fellatio.

"Did she go down on you...y'know, did she flush your toilet?"

"No."

flushing the toilet by Jonbron May 27, 2005

earth a toilet 

concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth

just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!

earth a toilet by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

ON THE TOILET 

(1)reference to Elvis who reportedly died on the toilet in a sequin jump suit.

(2) TO be dead "on it" SEE: "ON IT"

(3) verb: he was dead on his toilet

That guy had no personality, he is really dead on the toilet.

I drank alot last night, I was dead on the toilet

ON THE TOILET by namllrn April 29, 2004

facebook toilet 

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.

Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"

facebook toilet by melly L December 9, 2013

Egyptian toilet swirl 

When a guy swirl poops in a toilet then takes his partners head and rubs it around the toilet while she sings the Egyptian proficies while he performs oral anus eating

He made me moan like a Egyptian genie while giving me the Egyptian toilet swirl

Egyptian toilet swirl by Dirty cocker6969 December 3, 2014