Sweaty Mike 

Defines someone who tries very hard to be good at something. This is usually due to competitive nature or the need to feel accepted. Tryhard

Geez,Colin is such a Sweaty Mike!

Sweaty Mike by RocketLeagueTryhard69 November 30, 2016

Magnum MIke 

Cockiest fucking creep to ever grace the halls of the Tolland building in the North campus of UCONN Storrs.

Magnum Mike drinks "80 beers" a night and believes it appropriate to wear only his boxer briefs on any occasion

Magnum MIke by Jordan Zdatny November 1, 2008

no pussy for mike 

When one man believes he has game yet there is always no pussy for him

Just tell your freind, "There is no pussy for mike"

no pussy for mike by John T. D December 14, 2006

magic mike fingers 

What goes up your cooter.

Magic mike fingers goin' up your COOTER!!

magic mike fingers by Robert Sux August 19, 2016

snot mike up puffed he 

the mix of words link neal couldn’t guess in ‘Playing Mad Gab Game’ on good mythical more

It means “Its not my cup of tea”

Link: SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE? WHAT IS PUFFED HE?

Literally everyone else: *laughing*

snot mike up puffed he by sage g. January 17, 2021

Tango Mike 

Thanks Much...T as in Tango M as in Mike

On the net:
The grid is Lima Fox 4451091156 over...

(response) Hellraiser2...Tango Mike

Tango Mike by Hellraiser2 May 3, 2010

Shirtless Mike 

Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.

Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*

Shirtless Mike by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019