Halberta

The name for the province of Alberta in Canada after having been taken over by various corporations intent on the liquidation of environmental asset, namely Halliburton in relations to the abundant Tar Sands.

" I hear that in Halberta they give 400 dollars to every man woman and child in recompense for the destruction of caribou wintering grounds."

"Honey, get the kids, we're moving to Halberta."

by theluckiestboyintheworld January 2, 2012

Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)

Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.

by c-hat-e December 26, 2012

Hater

A goddamn overused term used frequently by low intelligence preteen girls who don't like the idea that people like other artists than them so they use their half-witted minds to get half-witted arguments and just assume that anyone who dislikes a certain singer or genre is jealous of their success (even if said singer or actor has no talent). Frequently, these fans tell you that "if you're so good, upload a video of yourself singing or playing (instrument). The lowest end of humanity on the IQ scale who obsess over talentless singers like Justin Bieber and Ross Lynch are ones who use this term the most.

In other words, if you state a negative opinion (even in the nicest way), you're a hater.

Person 1: Not exactly my type of music, very screechy singing and I prefer (insert band or singer here).

Person 2: HATER!!! Why would you say that, (insert band or singer here) is the best of all time, you're just jealous that you can't sing. I'd like to see you do better.

by I love cheesburgers October 28, 2014

hasterpiece

A hasterpiece is the exact opposite of a masterpiece. Absolutely hideous.

"Man that girl's hair is a hasterpiece. Why would she ever think that was a good idea?"

by Ms. Mysterious May 19, 2014

haterholic

One who constantly consumes haterade

Lee is totally a haterholic, he's been sippin all week

by caaraet June 7, 2014

hater-aid

When all someone does is talk about how much they hate something, they are labeled a hater. They eat, breathe, sleep and piss hate for everything and everybody. Our parents called them party poopers and downers,

"Man, Nate is such a hater, his breath smells like hater-aid from five miles away."

by filmzillz March 15, 2015

haterade

haterade, an adjective used to describe an attention whore.

girl 1: o m g, kelly is being such a haterade.
girl 2: tell me about it.

by burnbrigade123 November 18, 2015