Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.

" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

Comeback

When an artist(s) releases a new song/album/EP etc.

Boy: Is BTS having a comeback?
Girl: Yeah, they've just released a teaser, it's gonna be a bop!

by stankings December 17, 2018

comedown

The consequences of running out of drugs like mdma or cocaine. You will crave it and not be able to sleep at all.

Just had a joint to sleep after the comedown from last night

by Bigboy packet December 22, 2021

Cotton Comes to Harlem

R(1970)When two detectives, "Coffin Ed Johnson" and "Gravedigger Jones" investigave a robbery and a $87,000.00 bail of cotton dropped off in Harlem.

Cotton Comes to Harlem Rules

by Super Trouper August 18, 2003

arse comedy

A situation when someone inflicts self damage in an idiotic accident and is totally owned, causing people to laugh at their own misfortune.

The man stumbled and fell down the hill rolling into and through a pile of shit, a perfect example of arse comedy

by mike_stx March 11, 2007

Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.

A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.

by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013

tituational comedy

n., when a humorous situation escalates into the accidental or intentional use of breasts to fuel physical comedy

Guy A: Hey, did you see the latest episode? You know, where that guy totally grabbed that girl's boobs?

Guy B: Yeah, I kinda thought it was an excess of tituational comedy.

by UnlovedByEditors November 24, 2013