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fart can 

Also known a fart cannon, a fart can is a resonator attached to the exhaust pipe of a car (typically found on older, grocery-getter hatchbacks) intended to give a high performance exhaust note. However, the sound is almost always best described as a loud, annoying fart (MmmmmmBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM, repeated with use of the throttle). Also, the exhaust does nothing for performance. The usual person who buys such a useless item is a ricer (synonymous with idiot). You will never, EVER see these on the car of a tuner or a true car enthusiast, as the money that would have been used to buy a fart can, would instead be set aside for actual performance modifications, as per the former and the latter, or set towards a better car, as per the latter
Ricer: Checkit my sweet exhaust, yo! Sound sooo sweet!

Intelligent person: That's just a fart can. All it is, is annoying.

Ricer: Shut up, man! I know more about deez cars and what to do wid 'em than you could dream, yo!

Intelligent person: You are a waste of oxygen. please go find a fire and die in it.
fart can by amtgman May 3, 2008
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niggas can't hang

What you say when you see people at a party/club/wherever and they can't handle their alcohol/drugs and they're throwing up all over the place and/or passed out.
Person 1: YO WHAT IS THIS? CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!
NIGGAS ARE PASSING OUT AND SHIT!
Person 2: the fuck? ahaha niggas can't hang niggas can't hang muthafuckin niggas can't hang!!!!
niggas can't hang by themethod September 29, 2012

what can you do when you live in a shoe 

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”
bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”

I can't see shit 

An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window
Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!
1. can which contains paint
2. slaps stupid ppl
that paint can is gonna slap ya fuckin face
paint can by Dong Woo September 3, 2005

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!
nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!