by michaelpulaski January 18, 2012
Get the Cunt Ketchup mug.(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.
I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!
by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012
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When a woman experiences the effects of multiple STD's at one time, causing serious itching, scratching, burning, basically a vagina that is in need of a good hose down.
I saw Becky's gyno report, bitch had herpes, crabs, and gonorrea, she was itching so hard I could tell she had some serious cunt fire!
by Mountaincock February 21, 2015
Get the cunt fire mug.The viscous residue remaining after the first ejaculation inside a woman during the second round of fuck.
Also used to describe a person who is equally annoying and difficult to remove that has caused you frustration.
Also used to describe a person who is equally annoying and difficult to remove that has caused you frustration.
Person 1 - I can't believe how Euan has acted today.
Person 2 - I know right! Hes a total cunt butter
Person 2 - I know right! Hes a total cunt butter
by Ben7224 January 27, 2020
Get the Cunt butter mug.It is the term used when a person is being so much of a cunt, that he or she may as well be 8 or 9 cunts.
Dude, Jamie was such a cunt-bucket today, he asked me and my friends so many questions about our personal life.
by Donot trustme August 14, 2015
Get the Cunt-bucket mug.When some skank ass bitch is all up in your grill because you're having a rip roaring good time and they take great pleasure in ruining your happinesses. (usually due to reasons unknown to people of regular intelligence)
Yo dude that fat bitch came down to our house and threw a cunt fit about our music being to loud, oh did I mention that it was 4:30pm on a Saturday?
by DAPD September 22, 2007
Get the Cunt Fit mug.A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos June 11, 2006
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