Basard

To describe a person who is feeling a smug satisfaction underneath their current emotion, for getting a reaction they were looking for.

Usually getting or giving comfort.

Ie: NooOOooOooOoOoo don't comfort me while I'm saddd stopppp 😉

Basard energy/Basard Moment

"Juan felt like a real basard as he comforted his ex girlfriend, who just crawled back to him to cry after getting dumped."

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Bostard Time

It's Bo's timezone. Bo Standard Time
It works for him and that's all that matters.

Tile is changed at 3pm Bostard Time

by EsamTeg February 11, 2021

turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

by wwx822 July 15, 2014

BastardBitch

A term of endearment usually referring to another person.

Hey BastardBitch! How are you doing?

by Michael November 20, 2003

BASTARDS

The plural of bastard in reference to any and all New York Yankee's fans.

Those bastards won the world series again, FUCK ME, do I hate the Yankees!

GO RED SOX!!!

by josh July 7, 2004

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

Basterdfish

A person who acts stupid, like calls someone a bad name, or punches someone's tummy, or just is being plain stupid. . .It resembles a fish that eats other fish because it's hungery. . .Or a fish that lets itself be eat by another fish. . .So it sorta attacks from both sides of the feild.

Man1: "Hey dude! Get back from that basterdfish, he's gonna hit you!!"
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Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!

by Tomizzle April 10, 2008