Definitions by wwx822

turkey basterd 

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster

I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd

turkey basterd by wwx822 July 15, 2014

cunniblingus 

Vajazzling a ham wallet using obnoxious, oversized jewels

Dude, I heard she got cunniblingus. I wonder how it looks!

cunniblingus by wwx822 March 23, 2013