2 definitions by wwx822

1
A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster
I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd
by wwx822 July 15, 2014
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Vajazzling a ham wallet using obnoxious, oversized jewels
Dude, I heard she got cunniblingus. I wonder how it looks!
by wwx822 March 23, 2013
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