Top goon 

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

Top goon by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

top floor desk by supermanomri July 23, 2024

top 5 fish 

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

top 5 fish by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

Top Urgent 

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.

Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month

Top Urgent by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024

top ten miren 

well. miren is a black boy who only got top ten in his assignments. being picked on every day because he blends in with the shadows

guy1:Who are you bullying?
Bully:im fucking up top ten miren

top ten miren by eatshitanddye August 27, 2024

Top to Bottom 

A series of sex acts performed by a woman on a man, consisting of a blowjob, titjob, handjob, vaginal sex, and anal sex, in that order (from "top" to "bottom") all in a row, for a total of 5 orgasms. This is a very intense gift of pleasure and is usually given as a reward. It is recommended to take a short break between orgasms to allow for recovery.

You did a great job today, and I want to give you a great reward. How about I give you a top to bottom? It's five orgasms in a row: blowjob, titjob, handjob, pussy, and anal. I think you deserve it today.

Top to Bottom by SearianPaint December 5, 2024

top secret 

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.

THE EXAMPLE IS ALSO TOP SECRET.

top secret by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024