ToS

Short for Terms of Service.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.

A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

moai

when u can't expect something surprising in a confusing problem, you make moai face

A: Reeeeee, eating chicken is boring
B: So, can we eat in a restaurant? What will you eat?
A: I will eat chicken!
B:🗿 (makes moai face)

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 May 29, 2024

AA AAA AAAA

2 Basic sizes of a battery or meme.

Battery sizes have only 3 basic ones: AA AAA AAAA
A: What is this battery size?
Battery seller: AA
A: This?
Battery seller: AAA
A: and this?
Battery seller: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *yells*
A: hello?
B: What the hell is happening here?

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 May 30, 2024

SDP

That's a term for super dumb people and it is also used that a group always do idiot things

Guys! There are SDPs there! There are just do idiotomus things that no one has ever done.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

idiotomous

(Adj, noun)
A slang or an adjective for idiot.
Or a person who is an idiot

(as a noun): Guys, look at this iditomous!
(as an adj):
A: I've accepted to the Shady Insturance's ToS
B: That's an idiotomous thing to do, bro!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

TikTok human beings

Human beans who use TikTok to survive and who spend all day dancing and lip-singing for their TikTok videos.

Guys, she's one of TikTok human beings. She spent her whole day uploading videos. She survives by doing it.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 10, 2024

Yodelize

to make a sound annoying like yodeling

I will yodelize this song so it will sound annoying

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 May 29, 2024