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tablelize

when an alcoholic drink is left with ice in it to sit on a table.. and the ice begins to melt.. saturating the drink
who tablelize this drink?
by mr frosssst June 14, 2007
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Tablexic

A Tablexic is a person suffering from Tablexia. A condition in persons of low self esteem and limited intellect. Oddly, their inherent low self esteem takes the form of arrogance and a sincere belief in their own genius. (see also Vanjebber)
Such persons are completely unable to function in the real world. To be Tablexic is to be completely at a loss in society.

Tablexics frequently take refuge in chat rooms, where they attempt to cover up their intellectual deficits and ignorance by lying, using words they don't understand in the wrong place and to constantly misspell.
When disagreed with they rant and rave, then obsess over and stalk their perceived offender. (See also Deminktia)

Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
Tablexic:
Someone with Tablexia might type in a chat room
(on the suject of law):
'its only a conflict of intersts if both parties have the same solicitor'
or
(on the subject of parenting)
'some kids are brought up by fathers who dont know they arnt dads'
or
'any kid has 2 parents by the law of vaarges'
or
'a wedding dress is a dress if u have kids u woe them'
Tablexics are defensively aggressive:

'gosh ud think she could at least learn correct grammer'.
by Billy Wagglelance August 11, 2008
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Last night learned to play Tablero... and boy am I paying for it now!
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Jacob: Oh man she gives damn good tableworks
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Tabletop

Going Tabletop is when one person finds it too difficult to take a crap and so needs to perch on the seat to make it easier.
I ate so much food last night dude, when I went to the toilet I had to go tabletop the whole time.
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tablebear

A very weird awkward man. Must be a male to be one. He is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes.
Mike is so weird, he always says the stupidest things, he's such a tablebear.
by Eilah234 January 24, 2017
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tableauitis

The debilitating mental anguish caused by the daily tableau refresh during normal business hours.
Ugh. My tableauitis is acting up, you want to get out of here and get a cup of coffee?
by matty-ice June 6, 2017
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