tablebear

A very weird awkward man. Must be a male to be one. He is the one to always say the dumb puns and jokes such as knock knock jokes.

Mike is so weird, he always says the stupidest things, he's such a tablebear.

by Eilah234 January 24, 2017

Talibeard

Struttin' a beard that is longer than a lumberjack, but shorter than Santa.
Basically a beard someone chillin' with the Taliban might sport. Especially true if the person is thin or wears loose clothing, or owns a camel, or an RPG.

Dude, they're not gonna let us board this flight with you sportin' the talibeard.

by WYKSTA December 7, 2009

TeleBears

1. What UC Berkeley students are forced to endure before every semester.

2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.

"Fuck Telebears!" - common facebook status during the month of August

by bladibla August 4, 2010

Telebear

The Telebear is a bear that dwells in web of the UC Berkeley internet system, preying on innocent students that think they have created awesome schedules, lulling them into a false sense of self righteousness and security in terms of their schedule planning. When students log into the Telebears system, the Telebear proceeds to rape the minds of UC Berkeley students by telling them that the classes they want at the times they want are FULL. The Telebear shows no mercy forcing students into signing up for 8 A.M. classes, Friday afternoon classes, and classes they don’t give two shits about. He is one fucked up son-of-a-bitch.

*Cal student logs into Telebears for Telebears appointment*

"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"

*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*

*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*

"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"

*the class that student wanted is full*

"FUCK"

*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*

*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*

*20 minutes later*

"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"

*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*

to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"

by brytontiga November 3, 2010

tablessarium

The vacant area located immediately above one's browser window and adjacent to any and all tabs which may or may not be already present.

"If you need a new tab, just double-click in the tablessarium."

by Brian C. and Joe H. March 31, 2008

Tablebennet

Table bennet is a person who doesn't understand anything and expects others to understand while she can't. These types usually get angry very fast and expect others to do her work.

Kevin: We have so much homework due and we have no idea what to do?
Anna: Yeah the teacher is a Tablebennet

by kala jatt September 27, 2021

tabletard

A retarded table unable to act like a normal table.

Dude! Your table is such a tabletard!

by Mr Whippy XD November 29, 2010