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Champagne Salad 

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.
Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.
Champagne Salad by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010

Belgian Salad Bowl

Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad
This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.

endless salad bowl 

When a gay man licks out his lover's anus for an hour or longer, especially after he swallowed a full bottle of Wishbone Italian salad dressing.
Jon Basquiat couldn't wait to try the endless salad bowl that Clive offered him.

Brotato Salad 

The rather messy result of unleashing a severe beatdown on 2 or more bros.
Person A: "I hear you got in a fight with a bunch of drunk bros."

Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."

Person A: "So, what happened?"

Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."

Person A: "Win."
Brotato Salad by Metreon October 14, 2011

Smirky Salad 

a blue bowl with a green smirky face and has green, pink and yellow fish in it and it sings 'first place' by Larray on loop 25/8
"Stop singing 'first place' like the smirky salad!"

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory 

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.
"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.