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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth 

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
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You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome 

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.
Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary 

Waddup guys i identify as Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

What are people that put milk first 

Very weird.They dont have brains.
Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)

Can I put 

Can I put, person responds with "put what" DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Can I put by Th33 May 21, 2021