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Michael Crichton 

The coolest author in all of American history.

Famous for science fiction books such as Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Timeline, and countless other great stories.
Guy 1: Hey, Michael Crichton is so cool!

Guy 2: No shit.

Michael McIntyre

A stand up comedy LEGEND(:

Michael McIntyre was raised in Hampstead, London. He was educated at the all-boys Arnold House School and attended Merchant Taylors' School, Northwood for 3 years before moving to a state secondary school.His Canadian father, Ray Cameron, was the producer, writer and director of The Kenny Everett Television Show and his part-Hungarian mother, Kati, was a dancer. McIntyre's parents divorced when he was seven, after which his father remarried and moved to Los Angeles. His father died of a heart attack when McIntyre was 17.

He attended Edinburgh University for a year before dropping out.McIntyre has claimed that he cannot remember whether it was biology or chemistry that he studied while there.

Mcintyre's first DVD Live & Laughing is the fastest selling debut stand-up DVD ever.He was nominated at the 2008 British Comedy Awards for Best Live Stand-up and nominated at the 2009 South Bank Show Awards for Best Comedy. In 2008 he was the fastest selling comedian at the Edinburgh Festival and sold out five nights at the London's 3600 capacity Hammersmith Apollo

McIntyre described his style of comedy in an interview with the BBC:

“ I don't really do jokes, I just talk about things that I find funny. I tend to laugh at them myself as well because I find them funny. I don't do gags, just observational comedy. I just collect all these stories and try them out and if people laugh I do them again and make them better."

He's been on such shows as:
Charlotte Church Show
Graham Norton Show
Mock The Week
Have I Got News for You
Big Fat Quiz of The Year
Friday Night With Johnathan Ross
Big Brothers Big Mouth
etc...
'Hey did you see Michael McIntyre on Mock The Week last night?'

'Yeah, he was hilarious'
Michael McIntyre by ZoeyFOOL February 17, 2009

Michael Darby

An annoying, incessant loser who doesn't realize that almost everyone hates him. A stalker who goes to any lengths necessary to follow you, including following you into the bathroom. An untalented prat who thinks they're the best at everything. Someone who follows every gay/bisexual guy around school, and even some girls.
Katie: Ugh! Kevin is so annoying!....and he's a creep!
Reginald: Yeah! He's such a Michael Darby!
Michael Darby by Ilovetosuckdick January 30, 2015

michael bay

Except for The Rock, Michael Bay has made nothing but crap. His directing style is poor, as he literally believes that an edit every second is the best way to make a film. I don't think it's possible to physically count the number of cuts and explosions in his films within one human lifetime. The guy can't even make a decent movie with the insane budget he gets to work with. His movies, albiet entertaining on some level, are the equivalent to an empty orgasm - completely unsatisfying, equally frustrating and definitely not worth the effort.

The guy needs to either expand on his predictable, unvaried style of filmmaking (although, I can't imagine him having the balls or the talent to do so) or just stop wasting good money and go away. Without this ass-load of money invested in his movies, Bay can't do sh!t. His inability to improvise, his lack of creativity, and his need for a big budget (because he's too incompentant to come up with something impressive with less funding) makes him the most pointless and deficient person in this business.
michael bay by SuperSonicX July 26, 2005

Michael Dorn 

A sexual act that involves the man blowing in to the woman's vagina like he was inflating a balloon.
Man, this shower head is so powerful it feels like it's trying to give me a Michael Dorn.

I was so drunk last night, I think I let him Michael Dorn me a few times before I passed out.
Michael Dorn by BoomerOttawa July 26, 2011

Michael Vick

aka Mike Vick, aka Ron Mexico

1st Overall Pick in the 2001 NFL Draft,
exorbitantly overpaid. Has never thrown for 3,000 yards in a season. Has never thrown for more than 16 touchdowns in a season.

Signed a 10-year, $130M contract with the Atlanta Falcons in December 2004, with an NFL record $37M in guaranteed bonuses.

Regarded as one of the worst quarterbacks in terms of accruacy in the NFL. Career completion average of less than 55%. Averages 1.3 touchdown passes for every interception thrown.

(Stats accurate as of 2005)
Michael Vick is overrated and overpaid
Michael Vick by ic_stadium April 9, 2006