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Michael Darby
An annoying, incessant loser who doesn't realize that almost everyone hates him. A stalker who goes to any lengths necessary to follow you, including following you into the bathroom. An untalented prat who thinks they're the best at everything. Someone who follows every gay/bisexual guy around school, and even some girls.
Michael Darby by Ilovetosuckdick January 30, 2015