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My eyes! They feel like needles! 

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.
Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.
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Brooklyn eye 

Eye pain and puffiness caused initially by airborne irritants such as smog and dust commonly found in New York City -- sometimes lasting for days.

Colloquial term, common in the Northeastern United States.
Person 1: I woke up with a terrible headache around my left eye.

Person 2: Weren't you in New York City yesterday? You have Brooklyn eye. Get some fresh air and it should go away in a couple days.
Brooklyn eye by Prof. Whiskers April 15, 2009
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irritation of the eye due to onions being chopped nearby.
customer: give meh a burger with lots of onions noob
burger guy: ok that will be $2.99 plox
customer: wtf why is there a seahorse on here.
burger guy: sorry about that cant concentrate we got some serious onion eye back here.
Onion eye by spoongar December 9, 2009

Rape Eye 

Word used to describe the look a man (or woman) gives when viewing any person they find sexually attractive (and who may or may not be under-age) and hence, would like to get inside of.
Woah dude, check out Collin's rape eye! He's checkin out that jailbait in the corner!
Rape Eye by jtibbles October 9, 2006

eyebrow waggle 

The movement of lifting your eyebrows up and down simultaneously, and quite rapidly. It is usually a gesture of sexuality. One might waggle their eyebrows after hitting on someone.
Emily: "He has a nice butt!"

Grace: "Especially a naked butt."

Both: *Eyebrow waggles of agreement.*
Down to earth, loves the earth, is a loving person, cares for others, name is not pronounced eye-nid, helpful,spiritual person, enjoys herbs, hard worker,lous, funny, at times hot tempered and take no bs from anyone.
Eye need A Bullett Eyenid
Eyenid by ineed July 26, 2010

gold eye 

Golden eyes are one of the rarest of the hazel eye group. Golden eyes are know to define psychic abilities within that person. A dark ring around the outer circumference show increased intelligence, and heightened psychic ability. This is not to be confused with the more common amber eyes , which are yellow, and which are much more common and do not exhibit psychic ability.
I have to be careful around a gold eye so that they dont see my real feelings about them.
gold eye by darkhawk October 28, 2013