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dick craving lunatic

promiscuous individual with an insatiable appetite for cock
also referred to as DCL
That Nicole is a real dick craving lunatic; she just loves the cock!!!
by kabukiza December 24, 2003
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dick sponge

1.another word for a slut.
2.a female used only for sex.
She is such a dick sponge.
Shes Tims dick sponge.
by Matt Sch September 4, 2005
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Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
by TomKVideo January 3, 2009
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dick's tie theory

To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.

The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.
Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!
by bear1000 February 27, 2011
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Dick Dollar

A dollar bill used to measure ones dick, usually in the presence of a curious girl. (a dollar bill is 6 inches)
She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.
by JoshMarshall April 18, 2010
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dick bronzed

To have anal sex.
I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed
by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010
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dick check her snatch

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.
Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!
by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016
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