noun: a person, most likely male, who may or may not own a chopper style motorcycle but acts hardcore. they will absolutely own a flannel, vans, and a pickup truck to haul their cool bike to shows where others actually do ride.

the chopper clam is the epitome of the follower, jumping on the bike and fashion bandwagon, but never really riding. it's about the scene and being cool for them, not riding.

clans of chopper clams can usually be found together as they hate being around non-clams who can see through their fakeness.
see also: attention whore

i went to the chopper meet and saw most of the chopper clams hauled the bikes 40 miles in their pickup truck instead of riding them.

the chopper clams were the only guys who bitched about the honda guy who actually rode 1,500 miles to get to the chopper meet

chopper clam by tophamander February 11, 2010

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New England Clam Patty

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

New England Clam Patty by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009

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Piss Clam

A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.

Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.

Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.

Piss Clam by Blk Ngt December 18, 2010

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Baby Clam Bake

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.

June, a very sick man, went to the playground to experience a baby clam bake.

Baby Clam Bake by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008