Definitions by CrystalMeth1020

New England Clam Patty 

New England Clam Patty is when a dude shits on a girls vagina aka clam and then ejaculates all over it.

"Yo, I gave this hot chick a New England Clam Patty last night. It was sick."

New England Clam Patty by CrystalMeth1020 February 25, 2009