ubermachosexual

a term used to define the personality of people such as Andrew Smith of Sherman Oaks. An ubersexual dry-humps everyone and everything he gets the chance to throughout the day. An ubersexual also feels the urge to cop-a-feel of his girlfriend every 3-5 minutes as not to explode from sexual desire. An ubersexual is the ultra-man, albeit the most sexual being on the planet.

Andrew Smith is such an ubermachosexual! He's constantly feeling up his girlfriend, is a masterful dry-humper, and is always ready to throw down in the sack!

by MegaUntraceable October 11, 2010

uberfriend

uberfriend: a Facebook friend who has more than 746 other friends, all of them acquired by:

a) adding their entire highschool and
b) adding their entire college graduating class and
c) adding any person they ever had a drink with (anywhere) and
d) adding the 20-30 friends they actually talk to on a regular basis

Giselle is an uberfriend. She only added me because I was in her book report group in Grade 9.

by ThePinkestOne October 15, 2010

Uberumptious

Refers to an abundance of something.

Wow, the amount of apples you have is Uberumptious!

by Jimi Giggity October 19, 2010

Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.

Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!

by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011

Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood

Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.

by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011

Uberlove

To love the fuck out of someone. Specifically named Rachel Lukas or Tom Hanks.

"Rachel, I uberlove you"

Rachel: "AWWWWH!!"

by iamgreg111 June 1, 2011

Uberblah

Uberblah (adjective): A state of absolute randomness, generally caused by the unfathomable complexity of a system. This means it cannot be applied to a system where every part is known in such a way that the results of an event in that system can be predicted. Synonymous with Chaos Theory.

I understand nothing of my car's engine
=
My car's engine is uberblah to me

by Uberblah June 19, 2011