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big mac

The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo

Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.

Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won

Me: how much?

Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
by JayMac September 21, 2005
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The Big Gay

When you masturbate against a woman's face while wearing rainbow underwear and calling her Steve as you ejaculate in her eyes.
She threw glitter on me, so I gave her The Big Gay last night.
by LuciferDictionary June 18, 2018
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big mac

a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death
what happened to jimmy?

he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(
by dildo mcdillington August 14, 2008
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The Big Nasty

The actual act of sexual intercourse, man-to-woman; woman-to-man. When I was young (many eons ago) they had the 'base' system:

1st base: kissing and maybe some 'under the sweater' action
2nd base: french kissing and fondling
3rd base: naked bodies rubbing together, but NO penetration
4th base or home run: sexual intercourse

It got stupid to say 4th base and saying home run during baseball season could be confusing. So the act bacame The Big Nasty.
Susie: Did Johnnie feel you up last night, Nancy?
Nancy: No Suze, we went all the way. Enjoyed The Big Nasty, donchaknow.
by Shmouse May 25, 2005
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big blaby

the big smilig guy that lives upstairs

also known as, "the black stallion" or "block" or "black"
Hey big blaby!

Where you going big blaby?

Have you seen big blaby?
by youbong November 15, 2010
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big john

A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)
Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?
by Mark H February 23, 2004
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big money

He is a stoned cold thug straight out of Collinsville. Hes got the humor, hes a rapper, football player, and hes a dog withh the ladies. he lives to party and get hella crazy
Big money is in that new hit single, "Homie Hoppers"
by bigmoneylova42 August 9, 2010
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