pre-pump pump

working out before sex so you're body looks more defined from the post-workout pump.

I'm meeting up with Ashley tonight so I gotta get my pre-pump pump in before I see her.

by Fuckmewitharakemom November 5, 2021

Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

powder pump

Noun
If you play a sport where there's any system of brotherhood (football, basketball, jousting etc.) In the locker room, some guy (usually the widest kid) would pat you on the gouche/anal area with talcum powder of some sort, burns like hell

Normal player: good game guys, let's hit the showers

Fucking weird ass kid: I can't wait to give Jeffrey a powder pump, his balls are HUGE.

by Freaky Pussy Popper August 17, 2017

rust bykle pump

when you beat someone on for honour but you've already had a week ban from psn and don't want to call them a cunt so you respond to their hate with 'your are rust bykle pump' just to let em know.

mate you yeah, your are rust bykle pump

by The Rush-in Recruit April 15, 2019

Lil Pump

A rapper smart enough to pour himself a bottle of lean and shoot cats. IQ of Albert fucking Einstein over here

You lil pump.
Are you okay or just plain stupid

by AVSG May 10, 2018

Pump a well

Masturbate

It’s been so long since he/she had an orgasm he or she decided to pump a well

by Wildbill123 May 10, 2018

pump shotty

A huge pump shotgun that I will fire up your ass if you steal
my weed.

Used similarly to "popping a cap up your ass".
ie. shooting a gun up someone´s rectal passage.

Gangsta 1: Oy m8 back off my lawn before I bring out my pump shotty!
Random dude: Shit Relax dude!

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 3, 2019