condoliations

A response for when you don't know if someone is sharing good news or bad from their perspective, so you split the difference, half congratulations, half condolences.

Portmanteau created by Alex L. - Halifax, Nova Scotia around 2005.

I no longer work there.... "Condoliations".
My in-laws are coming to visit... "Condoliations:.
We broke up recently.... "Condoliations:

by HalifaxAlex September 28, 2023

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You don't need to condone Israel's response to NOT be an Anti-Semite.

Hym "I'm not really in a position to condone or condemn anything but YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN that when I found out what the relationship between Israel and Palestine was like what my response would be. What did you expect? What did you expect to happen there? 'Well they'll just accept subjugation indefinitely and live in squalor! They'd never rape our women and kill our children! What motive could the possibility hav- Oh! Right... The subjugation...' Fucking idiots. Stop trying to subjugate people fuck-face. I TOLD YOU that THAT is how THAT works! I said it 7 fucking years ago and nobody wants to listen. Dumb. You guys are dumb."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2023

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condoulations

When a death occurs and you express condolences as society dictates but the person receiving this word absolutely detested and is pleased of the person's death.

Everyone expressed their condoulations to Tom on the death of his estranged sister, knowing he was glad that she was now gone from his life and her drama.

by Mstykes17 August 17, 2024

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