next time go eat a salad 

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.

Heavy: AAUGH!
Scout: Next time go eat a salad!

next time go eat a salad by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

Tuna Salad 

1.Something my best friend's dad is obsessed with.

2. NAP

Mollie: DAD!! I'm hungry!
Mollie's dad: Have some tuna salad!
Mollie: I FUCKING HATE TUNA SALAD!!!

Tuna Salad by Remy's Bitch November 18, 2004

Greek Salad with Sprouts 

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.

Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.

Greek Salad with Sprouts by Dear Burt February 5, 2009

toss your salad 

play with your private parts

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?

toss your salad by zulbeng June 13, 2009

Fruit Salad 

Any assortment of gay people. This means they can be of different ethnicities, from different countries, whatever. It can even be another name for a Pride Parade. I don't mean to offend, because I myself am gay.

Friend 1: "Hey, do you see that fruit salad over there? Totally interesting!"
Friend 2: "Yeah. I've never seen many gay people from different races before."

Fruit Salad by Sanji21 December 16, 2012

toss salad 

mean to eat a man or women's ass out with syrup or jelly

i got my salad tossed, it was nasty

toss salad by 2E-Z December 8, 2004

Side-Salad 

Someone who is used by another just to say they have extra hoes. AKA ... Said to be a Player.

My boyfriend's little brother thought so much of himself he claimed to have at least 2 side-salad's, excluding his girlfriend.

Side-Salad by Lacey March 27, 2005