14 definitions by Remy's Bitch
When I was on acid... I was the devil... and I tried to eat my friends dog that looked like a walking chicken leg, and I ate a cigarette that was a "candy cane"- eew
by Remy's Bitch February 1, 2005
One of the funniest Comedians alive!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
One of my favorite things he has done would have to be the "Black People Vs.Niggers"- and I am NOT being racist at all! He seriously said it!
"I WISH THEY LET ME JOIN THE KKK-I'd do I drive-by from here to Brooklyn."
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
"Fe-fi-fo-figga-boy I hate a nigga"
"I take care of my kids"- YOUR SUPPOSED TO YOU DUMBMOTHAFUCKA!
"I've never been to jail"- WHAT YOU WANT, A COOKIE?
But not all people on welfare are black. Their are white people on welfare too. But we cant give a fuck about them! Broke-ass mothafuckas, Livin in trailer homes, Eating mayonaise sandwiches, fuckin' their sista's, listening to John Melloncamp records!
A bitch that gives the welfare sees a bitch with 9 kids- and is PISSED OFF- she sais "BITCH STOP FUCKING! PUT THE DICK DOWN! AND GET A JOB!"- "Get a job holdin dicks- whatever you do- Just stop fuckin!
No one cares when you get outta school-
"I just got outta school! Got my masters!"
"So what- dont come around here with all that readin and shit- see I can count too 1,2,4,9 So- what! You be countin these rcks byotch!"
"but I got my masters!"
"So what you my master now???"
"Dropped out of school- got myself a GED- u know waht that is? it stands for a Good.Enough.Deploma.
Only college you can go to witha GED is a community college- you know why that is? They be lettin all kinds of people in- crack head,prostututes,drug dealers-COME ON IN!!!
I took a black history class- thought that I'd pass it cuz Im black right? WRONG- FAILED IT. Aint that some sad shir. A black man failing black history. Cus you know fat people don't fail cookin! "THATS PEPRICA."
You wanna know why I failed black history? I dont know no shit about Africa. The only thing I know about Africa is that it's FAR. Africa is like a 35 hour flight. So you know that boat ride as real long! That boat ride was so long that their are still slaves on their way here right now!
by Remy's Bitch January 30, 2005
ALL OF YOU MOFO'S ARE SOOOOOOOOO FUCKING WRONG ABOUT WHAT A GISH IS!!!! It, was 'created' on December 4th 2004- by my best friend Mollie Blumberg when she was drunk.. She says she meant to say 'tickelish', but it came out gish...
' your a gish.......... '
by Remy's Bitch January 5, 2005
Best movie in the world. Superbly acted. Johnny Depp is awesome-so is Benecio DelToro. It is about to men Raoul Duke(Depp)a journalism expert- and his samoan attorney- Dr.Gonzo(DelToro)- that go to Las Vegas to cover the Mint 400 (a motorcycle race)- and to find the American Dream, acompanied by a trunkful of drugs- these to men turn a simple weekend task-into a psycadellic whirlwind... From a word caption for Sports Illustraded, to a book, to the screem- comes a movie both hilarious-and-savage...
"You took too much man! Too much! too much!.." - Dr. Gonzo
"BEAUTIFUL FUCKING TITS!!" -Raoul Duke
"We were somewhere around Barstow, near the edge of the desert-when the drugs began to take hold"- Raoul Duke
"ONE TOKE OVER THE LIIIINE!!"-DR.G
One Toke you poor fool?- just wait until you see those goddamn bats..."-RD
"BEAUTIFUL FUCKING TITS!!" -Raoul Duke
"We were somewhere around Barstow, near the edge of the desert-when the drugs began to take hold"- Raoul Duke
"ONE TOKE OVER THE LIIIINE!!"-DR.G
One Toke you poor fool?- just wait until you see those goddamn bats..."-RD
by Remy's Bitch December 31, 2005
by Remy's Bitch February 3, 2005
The Best movie in the fucking world! I LOVE IT!!! If you havent seen it- I reccomend renting- and if you like it, BUY IT. It really reminds me of my life with my old best friend.
Tracy:Evan Rachel Wood
Evie:Nikki Reed
Mel:Holly Hunter
Mason:Brady Corbet
A Story of a young girl trying desperatly to fit in- follows her troubled but cool new best friend into a world of drugs,sex and drama.
Rated R:For drug use,self-destructive violence,language and sexuality -ALL INVOLVING YOUNG TEENS-
Tracy:Evan Rachel Wood
Evie:Nikki Reed
Mel:Holly Hunter
Mason:Brady Corbet
A Story of a young girl trying desperatly to fit in- follows her troubled but cool new best friend into a world of drugs,sex and drama.
Rated R:For drug use,self-destructive violence,language and sexuality -ALL INVOLVING YOUNG TEENS-
by Remy's Bitch November 3, 2004
A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.
Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.
Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.
Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.
Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)
by Remy's Bitch January 29, 2005