Off beat

When a disabled fuck tries to hit a dance move on the beat but is 3-4 business days off.

Juan: Let me hit dis move real quick *doesn't hit it in time*
Travis: Damn negro you like 23 minuttes off you bean lookin mf
Juan: Damn.... i really am off beat

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen August 31, 2023

Gender Beating

The act of mocking someone for their different anatomical parts.

Steve was gender beating Lauren about her menstrual cycles.

by R-2.0 December 17, 2008

spread eagle beating

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

by Lindy December 15, 2008

dead beat dad

a dad that doesnt play with his kids , Doesnt teach him how to play a beat , resulting in neglect,

see that dad over ther he never playes with his kids, what a dead beat dad

by Bear-3 September 27, 2015

beats by chris brown

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.

Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.

by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks March 26, 2016

Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

Beat a Pedo Day

One day on July 17th, all pedophiles surrender to be beaten to death by a ruthless mob, they will have no defense since there is no defense for their actions

Can't wait to celebrate Beat a Pedo Day

by not a pedophile that's for sur April 4, 2021