Beat up that ham

Male-female vaginal intercourse.
I’m too tired to type after sex ‘cuz I just beat up that ham.
by Best Gayest Dad December 31, 2017
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Beat Off Syndrome

Better known as BOS. It’s when a male or female masturbates too much and cause inflammation in the wrist with pains of carpull weaner throbbing. The doctors who fix this problem often make incisions in the wrist to relieve the pain of BOS. Doctors often ask their patient during a consult, “Who Da BOS!?!” Usually the guilty party is in so much pain they book an appt to correct BOS.
My wrists are constantly hurting! You may suffer from Beat Off Syndrome and may need a consult with your doctor. You da BOS!
by DoubleA_CarsonCity December 14, 2018
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spread eagle beating

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
by Lindy March 23, 2007
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dead beat dad

a dad that doesnt play with his kids , Doesnt teach him how to play a beat , resulting in neglect,
see that dad over ther he never playes with his kids, what a dead beat dad
by Bear-3 August 19, 2015
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beats by chris brown

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.
Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.
by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks December 16, 2015
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Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.
*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...
by Hawt Chocolate December 17, 2011
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Beat a Pedo Day

One day on July 17th, all pedophiles surrender to be beaten to death by a ruthless mob, they will have no defense since there is no defense for their actions
Can't wait to celebrate Beat a Pedo Day
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